Samantha. New Yorker. Young and In love. Obsessed with TrueBlood, The Vampire Diaries, U.S. Being Human, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, American Horror Story, Teen Wolf, Grimm, Once Upon A Time, Game Of Thrones, Vikings, and whatever's in between.
I like pretty things, shiny things, colorful things, and thing things.
I love books, I am such a bookworm and I like recommendations (young adult/teen fiction, the supernatural, etc.)
I pretty much post/reblog whatever I like and what ever catches my eye
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
is this a real thing lmao I didn’t even know people tried to blow in vaginas, that’s awkward.
Guess I’ve gotta figure something else out.
I really hate that “reblogging could save a life” bullshit, but seriously - don’t blow into vaginas.
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
I’d also like to add that this is why you never use open bottles as sex toys. They can force air up into the vagina and rupture something or introduce air into your bloodstream through an open cut which in turn causes an embolism. That’s why all sex toys should be solid and without sharp edges.
Reblogged for last comment.
Look, I’m not one to judge but…
what the fuck kinda sex are ya’ll having?
Wait wait wait, is this real?? Because if so, i now have a really bad fear or somehow getting air accidentally blown into my vagina and dying??
I tried that trick today where you chew gum while chopping onions so you don’t cry and it worked! Then my mom came home and I said, “Hey Mah I’m chopping onions and I’m not crying, know why?” And without even looking up from the mail she was opening, she said: “because you’re dead on the inside.”